I can't play Titanfall well, but I can play it badly. So in order to embarrass myself I teamed up with Colin, James and Ash and recorded the following footage to show off just how terrible I am at first person shooters.
Now you get to laugh at me and watch nine minutes of Titanfall beta action at the same time. What's not to love?
You can pre-order Titanfall below, who knows, perhaps you'll bump into me in game and gain some points by shooting my character.