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Win a Game Competition: Watch Dogs - UPDATE! Winner announced

UPDATE - Joe's just informed me that this week's winner is SCOTT! Congratulations, we'll be in touch soon!

Last week's competition was so much fun that we are doing the same again this week. I'm on holiday next week and Monday is also a bank holiday, hence the reason for this competition being posted now. 

For next week we are giving away a copy of Watch Dogs on the format of your choice.

Just leave your answer below, making it as funny or as serious as you like. 

Once you have posted your caption in the comments field below, the next step is to email us your user name, account ID and format of choice to competition@shopto.net with the subject line Watch Dogs Competition.

That's it.

We'll look over all the entries on Friday and decide on our favourite, at which point we'll decide on the winner.

Terms & Conditions

- Competition closes: May 30, 9.00am
- Open to UK residents only.
- The prize for a 1x copy of Watch Dogs on PS4, PS3, Xbox 360 or Xbox One (winners choice).
- There is no cash or other alternative to the prize stated and the prize is not transferable and no part or parts of the prize may be substituted for other benefits, items or additions
- If any item listed above is unavailable, we reserve the right to substitute with an alternative item of similar value
- Winner will be selected from all valid and correct entries and notified by email or phone
- Winner’s details will be passed to a third party for prize fulfilment
- The prize will be delivered to the winner within 28 days of confirmation of delivery address
- The Editor's decision is final and binding on the entrants. No correspondence will be entered into.

Edited On 30 May, 2014

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Bindiana's avatar
Bindiana 2 years ago
Biggie Smalls attempt to convince people he was dead by wearing a skeleton hoodie was fooling nobody.
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adam 2 years ago
Man I'm just big boned check it out... See
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Turak64 2 years ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like hacking… so I put a hack in your hack so you could hack while you hack!
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Adam W 2 years ago
Dude, I think you might have a weight problem. I mean, I can see your bones, man, get some food down you or something...
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Joe Anderson (Editor) 2 years ago
Don't forget to email me, I've no emails from you guys yet. :)
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Joe Anderson (Editor) 2 years ago
Got one, maybe they are just slow.
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burnhamayyy 2 years ago
What you looking at there fool? You do any of that hacking on me and I'll shove that phone so far up your ass you'll hack nothing no more
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Bskipper27 2 years ago
"Wanna trade my hat for that rad skeleton hoddie?"
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JUBAL 2 years ago
Hey, you don't have a phone charger do you ?! :/
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knightofknii 2 years ago
Bouncer "VIPs Only!" Aiden Pearce touches phone, "Check Again"
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Dru1034 2 years ago
The after market phone battery is faulty and you want your money back!! sorry son, verbal contract, it's not worth the money its printed on! now scram, before I make you see claret!
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Vix_Chan 2 years ago
"So, as you can see Mr Pearce, there is need of some renovations but in the right hands, you can make this house a home"
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Drazzan 2 years ago
Aiden: "An expensive chunk of gold on your knuckles, and a 19th century 'poor mans' flat cap on your head. Your fashion sense truly has no class boundaries sir" (Flat caps were synonymous with the trades working class back in the old days)
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jay.hamilton 2 years ago
meanwhile at the karate kid baddies auditions
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Eleanor 2 years ago
"How are we supposed to have a civilised conversation? I can't see you with this damn cap so low!"
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JoeToots 2 years ago
Job losses at the COG army has forced Private Augustus "Cole Train" Cole to take up a life of crime.
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pezz 2 years ago
Hey I'm not fat just big boned.
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Dead 2 years ago
You sure this Animus is working properly?
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Chrissay 2 years ago
Bones? What bones? Who do you think you are, superman? (superman vision)
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da_kerr 2 years ago
"I don't believe your lies! I can see right through you!"
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giveitsomedeath 2 years ago
"This is how the story begins... In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar…. Biggie Smalls lived!"
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jjblman 2 years ago
Aiden Pearce has a dark side, at that moment in time he is doing a deal, but know one knows what kind of deal it is, but you might be able to guess from that photo that it defiantly isn't a drug deal.........To be continued.
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Adam 2 years ago
Aiden soon regretted hacking into the CtOS mainframe once he realized it had installed a see-through skin app on his phone that he couldn't turn off.
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hightonviewdistrict 2 years ago
"Let's make a trade, your Lvl 100 Mega Charizard for my Lvl 100 Mega Pikachu".
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Alan 2 years ago
Dude don't piss me off, I was in karate kid 1, May have put on weight but would still kick your ass "go cobra"
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Sam 2 years ago
Even Aiden had skeletons in his closet, he just thought they'd come with a lot less 'bling' and a little more consequence.
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chrisktulu 2 years ago
"And you're saying The Cobra Kai already got Daniel San on his way home from the halloween party? Guess I'm 30 years too late"
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Spear 25 2 years ago
A glimpse into the future has shown that Barack Obama's life has taken a turn for the worse.
Dayum, Dayum, DAYUM!!!
RAMSEY MADMAN 2 years ago
Yo player herd you ve got a bone to pick with me... SO PICK!
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kusari 2 years ago
Is that your Bling? Or are you just pleased to see me?
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SCOTT 2 years ago
"They call me Ray....................X-RAY"
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Sam 2 years ago
But your dating profile said Female, Aged 21, Blonde Hair, 5ft 6"...
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Tom 2 years ago
Aiden: hey, have you lost weight?
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ozon92 2 years ago
This 3 finger ring cost me £10,000... And all you people care about is my lousy skeleton jacket...
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Cleavable8 2 years ago
"what you meen I'm to old for trickle treating"
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Bhamkeyx 2 years ago
Thanks for hacking into my system. Now, let me see how that works.
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Baiken_ 2 years ago
Been spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise
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Loli-Nox-Tan 2 years ago
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NathanW18 2 years ago
Aiden thought it was just a myth. Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, he said jokingly into a mirror. To his horror, he actually appeared. His only words were, "Ima bust a cap in yo ass!"
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Tom 2 years ago
"If your name's not down, you're not coming in"
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Marc 2 years ago
"What the hell do you mean this gangster skeleton cosplay isn't good enough to get me into comicon!?"
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Daddy, Daddy's Cool 2 years ago
Guy to AP: "Yo AP, I got a bone to pick with you. These new threads you sold me were supposed to be slimming & make me look good, but I'm not feeling it" AP replies: "Remember, beauty is only skin deep..."
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Santhosh 2 years ago
Digital sleep game mode is going to happen
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Kaysar 2 years ago
"My girl said she would leave me unless I lost enough weight so that she could see my bones. She left me anyway because of the flat cap."
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Chris 2 years ago
"So you managed to make a ring with a gold LCD display?" "Uh-huh" "And you want ME to hack it so it says 'BOOBIES'?" "Uh-huh"
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liquidsnack 2 years ago
"You're a hacker? How about you hack up a cow and make me some hamburgers, dawg!?"
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Rogmeister 2 years ago
And for the first time ever we release a deleted scene from the karate kid remake. Like the film, the chap in the cap hasn't aged well!
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pbc13 2 years ago
"If you can't see my eyes and I can't see your eyes, how are we meant to know who is Watching the Dogs?"
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superniceguy 2 years ago
Your silly hacking tricks do not work on us down here. You can not turn on broken light bulbs, or anything without power. It saves paying an electric bill! Now hand it over and we will guide you back out, or else suffer the consequences
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giveitsomedeath 2 years ago
Know images dont count but did this just for fun! http://i.imgur.com/eEUnsPb.jpg
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PJ_UK 2 years ago
What you looking at? You ain't seen ribs on a fat man before?
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RICKY 2 years ago
WHAT DOES IT TAKE JUST TO BE LIKE YOU!!!! I knew I shouldn't have listen to my mum
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peter 2 years ago
Aiden Pearce " fancy a bum?" Random Mr T wannabe "come at me Bro!!" *Aiden gets smashed tithe floor*
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Michael 2 years ago
Yo, S' hacknin bro?
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Akemi no Zero 2 years ago
An job with an famous rapper huh, who could it be. Oh jeez 50 cent has put on weight.
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RTLF 2 years ago
**"Big Mac wit cheese n double fries! n don't f'get ma chocolate shake this time maaan!!! I ain't playin!"**
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Daniel 2 years ago
You voted for UKIP? You do know that they stand for the caucasian English male, right?
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selfdestruct 2 years ago
"Adiran ist Friday and you ant got shit to do so I'm going to get you hhhhiiigggghhhh"!
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Liam 2 years ago
"Yo dude what you looking at?!!!"
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SquareSofty 2 years ago
Aiden: "Hey man I heard you sell portable phone chargers, mine's running out of battery and I need it urgently to erm....... call my grandma." Guy: "I feel you dawg, yeah I got one. Wait, you're that guy hacking things ain't ya?" Aiden: "Ah come on man, we cool right?"
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Alex 2 years ago
Daft Punk have really let themselves go
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Colin 2 years ago
Welcome to the Tupac album launch party Mr Pierce. Just up these stairs
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Russ 2 years ago
"Actually, I will take that bra"
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Kerry 2 years ago
I got 99 problems but a diet ain't one
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Pet Elf 2 years ago
"Oh... you look a little different than your profile picture."
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OneManTagTeam 2 years ago
"Hi Aiden" "You're Lauren?!" "Yup. Sorry fo' Catfishin' you." "No problem dude. You brought me a Wispa Gold so you cool"
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shiny miller 2 years ago
"Ain't never too early for halloween, fool."
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Christian 2 years ago
Do I look like i'm joking Aiden, Pinkie Pie ain't fly, Fluttershy is clearly the best My Little Pony!
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Shnoorum 2 years ago
Despite Williams efforts his attempt at looking just big boned was fooling nobody
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popocrazy 2 years ago
So, here again Aiden meets his old friend... that is wearing the same skeleton hoodie as last time. Hacking is just starting.
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paranoimia 2 years ago
Dude, this X-ray phone app is awesome. I can see past your moobs to your ribcage!
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Gareth 2 years ago
I've got a bone to pick with you!
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TYLER 2 years ago
Sup fancy a go on my device? if u know what i mean
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Mace Windy 2 years ago
"I won this outfit by participating in the Kinect Sports Preseason on Xbox One, yo!"
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Brett 2 years ago
"Psssst... Hey!... you Aiden? I got a tip off you are looking for something to let's say er... Increase your signal. I have the answers you need but it'll cost ya'." "How much?" "25 dollars. But it'll be worth it.." " hmph... *hands over 25 dollars*" "Ok come in close I have to whisper..." *comes in closer* "What you have to do is.. *looks left and right to make sure the coast is clear* hold the phone up higher works a treat." *guy runs off down the alley*
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Kristan 2 years ago
How Watch Dogs Became Watch Dawgs
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GrumpyGazz 2 years ago
Pop quiz hotshot, is this an iPhone in my pocket or am I happy to see you?
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DANIEL 2 years ago
Yo Dawg, That shizz got Bluetooth?
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danny-c-2k8(psn-name) 2 years ago
"KFC banned me for trying to hack the menu and steal some chicken, do you know who can hook me up?"
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marcus 2 years ago
So then I said to the cop ''I bet yo don't go pulling over white skeletor every time you see him downtown, this is harassment yo''.
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bakaboy 2 years ago
"Man when you said you'd hack me, I didn't think you meant with an axe, could you hack me an ambulance over here STAT?!"
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lazyboyblue 2 years ago
Gangster: Stop stalling man ! Are we gonna do this deal or not? Aiden: OK. You've convinced me - let's swap hats!
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JACK 2 years ago
Guys I've got what he's saying: // I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind // There was something so pleasant about that place. // Even your emotions had an echo // In so much space // Does that make me crazy? // Does that make me crazy? // Does that make me crazy? // Possibly
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LEE 2 years ago
"Did you just ask for my hat and jacket? your hacker not a terminator!"
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uncleniccius 2 years ago
Did you just call me fat? If you say that again I'll sit on you, Mr Pierce.
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no47 2 years ago
"That new Weight Watchers diet is doing wonders for you"
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Nathan 2 years ago
After several hours without a winner it was decided it'd be easier if the staring contest was carried out with the lights turned ON.
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shane_5121 2 years ago
"Yo fool, you heard of 'Mr T'? Well I'm Mr BB" (Big Boned)
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cardman2142 2 years ago
The guy on the right is saying "so it's agreed, the Scotland vs Nigeria game will end 2-2"?
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hostiletitan 2 years ago
This phone is so darn good I can see through peoples skin now!!!
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William 2 years ago
"Excuse me mate, I couldn't just borrow your phone for a sec?"
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Jacqueline 2 years ago
Da'f$#k you looking at Dog , you got a bone to pick with me?
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TruDarkAssassin 2 years ago
well done, enjoy the game its great
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Akemi no Zero 2 years ago
Congratulations scott.
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da_kerr 2 years ago
Congratulations, it's a great game! You'll get addicted to hacking people's bank accounts in no time XD
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Kaysar 2 years ago
Congrats Scott
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Zombieflamingo 2 years ago
Congratulations Sott hope you enjoy it.
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ShoryukenToTheChin 2 years ago
Congratz Scott
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LFC Bywater 2 years ago
Congrats dude

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