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Win a Game Competition - Mario Kart 8

Update: The winner of this week's competition is Kaysar, congratulations to you. The game is on its way.

We'd also like to thank everyone who entered this week.

Original: The caption competition is proving popular, so we are gonna stick with it in this week's competition, which sees us give away a copy of Mario Kart 8 to one lucky winner.

Just leave your answer below, making it as funny or as serious as you like. 

Once you have posted your caption in the comments field below, the next step is to email us your user name, account ID and format of choice to with the subject line Mario Kart 8 Competition.

That's it.

We'll look over all the entries on Friday and decide on our favourite, at which point we'll decide on the winner.

Terms & Conditions

- Competition closes: June 6, 9.00am
- One entry per person
- Open to UK residents only.
- The prize for a 1x copy of Mario Kart 8 on Wii U.
- There is no cash or other alternative to the prize stated and the prize is not transferable and no part or parts of the prize may be substituted for other benefits, items or additions
- If any item listed above is unavailable, we reserve the right to substitute with an alternative item of similar value
- Winner will be selected from all valid and correct entries and notified by email or phone
- Winner’s details will be passed to a third party for prize fulfilment
- The prize will be delivered to the winner within 28 days of confirmation of delivery address
- The Editor's decision is final and binding on the entrants. No correspondence will be entered into.

Edited On 06 Jun, 2014

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Dead 2 years ago
Good luck with this everyone, although I suspect most Wii U owners will have already bought the game ;)
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Akemi no Zero 2 years ago
"Browser" move it donkey kong you causing traffic some people have an castle to storm & plumber to crush.
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LFC Bywater 2 years ago
Donkey kong started to realise he was in the wrong neighbourhood
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Loli-Nox-Tan 2 years ago
Move it or get off the road, FATASS!
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JoeToots 2 years ago
Pinkslips for the Mercedes Benz
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Bindiana 2 years ago
The guys tried to spice things up by going for a vindaloo before the race. Wario started to feel the effects on lap 2.
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chamberlago 2 years ago
Wario's new flammable fart weapon was causing Bowser difficulties concentrating
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keysersoze85 2 years ago
Donkey Kong has just let rip with one of his trademark banana farts, and everyone else tries to stay well clear.
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KingJingaling27 2 years ago
Bowser soon realized he was no longer 'Top Banana'.
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pablo-hassan 2 years ago
"Bowser" HA HA HA HA you just wait I'm saving my blue shell till the finish line MWAAHAHAHA !!!
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hulkamania78 2 years ago
Wario thought he was seeing double until he realised an overweight Monkey was gonna be first to the winners buffet
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Dru1034 2 years ago
I knew i should have turned left at Albuquerque to avoid this traffic
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Rowan 2 years ago
*Bowser hums the Jaws theme*
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Kaysar 2 years ago
As Wario roared past on his engine propelled Kart, Donkey Kong instantly regretted opting for the pedal bike.
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Zombieflamingo 2 years ago
Good luck everyone I already have it so will sit out again.
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ANDREW 2 years ago
The annual super villain touring bike holiday nearly ended in disaster when everyone simultaneously realised that they'd forgotten their helmets.
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DANIEL 2 years ago
Wario crys "Ooh dat wazza one spicy a meatballs"
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Sam 2 years ago
Mario Villains deep into a game of Donkey Kong Ping Pong
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Adam W 2 years ago
As Wario and Waluigi prepare to pounce on Donkey Kong, Bowser wonders if he is going to be the next victim of animal cruelty...
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JOHN 2 years ago
Bowsers just picked up a blue shell....who gets it? all 3?
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jonny c 2 years ago
Bowser realised that now seeing everything in eye watering HD was not all that it was cracked up to be. Sure the scenery was amazing and the sunshine was palpable, but everyone else was so damn ugly!
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Jordan 2 years ago
Bowser is checking out Donky Kong!
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claire 2 years ago
Donkey Kong was about to become really unpopular because his Sat Nav wasn't working again.
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MrG 2 years ago
"Last one to the Finish line, buys the beer!"
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rosconet 2 years ago
The reason why biker gang members don't take acid before going out for a ride...
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Bernard 2 years ago
" I thought we all agreed on 'No Bikes' in a Kart race! "
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#phillybear 2 years ago
Bowser - "Gee, I hope he doesn't fling his poop".
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Baiken_ 2 years ago
A look of horror crossed Bowser's face as Wario's skidmarks sent him sliding off the road!
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Tom 2 years ago
Bowser see us rollin', he hatin'
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ShoryukenToTheChin 2 years ago
Bowser gives the signal to Wario & Waluigi to execute the infamous Pincer movement to target DK. Wario & Walugi look back with an evil smirk, Bananas ain't the only things that can split..... cue evil laugh HAHAHAHA!
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18 2 years ago
"The penny has just dropped. Bowser has just realized that Donkey Kong was Mario 1st ever boss fight in a game" "Wario looking at Bowser like I thought you said you was Mario 1st ever boss fight"? "Waluigi like "no f**king way" . "Donkey Kong was a boss against Mairo"? "What the hell was Nintendo thinking"? "Donkey Kong like "kiss my ass bitches"
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Tom 2 years ago
Warning: Cliff
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superniceguy 2 years ago
Wario, Donkey Kong and Waluigi are on the Information Superhighway but their B(r)owser lags behind!
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shiny miller 2 years ago
Wario and Waluigi glanced back nervously at Bowser, wondering why he looked even more maniacal than usual. Little did they know Bowser was colour-blind and looking forward to ridding himself of his Italian plumber problem in an upcoming vehicular 'accident'.
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ANTHONY 2 years ago
Donkey kongs scooter buddy's were riding along nicely until he let off a big steamer in his loin cloth.
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Mark 2 years ago
"I have you NOW, Kong!"
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SquareSofty 2 years ago
Bowser: Hey guys, look! Ever noticed how Donkey Kong's head looks like an upside-down acorn? haha.
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koopatrooper 2 years ago
Can DK get his fat monkey butt out of the way? I got some races to win!-Bowser
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hXcPete 2 years ago
"Bowser is bringing up the rear, this monkey better not have a banana up his sleeve!"
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Xiaotie 2 years ago
Mushvrooom Kingdom Baddies' Biker Gang est. 1992-2014.
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Fearghus 2 years ago
Wario lets loose a fiery blast from his behind that makes Waluigi turn round and grin with pride, tears pouring down his face, he had never seen anything as beautiful as what was currently erupting from Wario's rear end.
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Devinder 2 years ago
All 4 racers are not racing for first, the fear you see in Wario and Waluigi is all but a glimpse, DK and Bowser are completely focused in their efforts to push forward for the reality is, To get as far as possible from the stare of death from the one they call Luigi.
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Vix_Chan 2 years ago
Born To Be Wild!
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Bindiana 2 years ago
Well done Kaysar you now have 2 copies haha
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JoeToots 2 years ago
well done kaysar
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Kaysar 2 years ago
Hey! Woohoo! Cheers, fingers crossed I win the console competition too so I can play both copies on two Wii U's ;-)
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Akemi no Zero 2 years ago
Congrats kaysar.

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