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Win an Assassin's Creed: Unity statue - Winner announced

Update: The winner is Adexus - congratulations to you.

Thanks so much for all of your entries. It's always really hard to choose a winner. We hope you all enter our next competition.

Remember, you can order Assassin's Creed: Unity below.

Original: Assassin's Creed: Unity is out this Friday and to celebrate we have a fantastic prize to give away - a life sized statue.

Yes you can win a fantastic statue as seen below and be the envy of all of your Assassin's Creed loving friends.

So what do you need to do? Below is a screen taken directly from the game and we want you to come up with a witty/smart comment that will add a smile to our day. It's not much to ask to have this statue sitting on your shelf is it?

The winner will be announced on Friday, so make sure you enter today, oh and if you haven't pre-ordered yet then do so below and look out for our review.

Edited On 14 Nov, 2014

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discordia's avatar
discordia 2 years ago
in keeping with the location... "Listen very carefully, I shall say 'zis only once!"
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andrew 2 years ago
lets be safe and kill all the templars and reign supreme
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Andy Bates 2 years ago
Oh Look Donald! I found the 50th Shade of Gray!
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Bindiana 2 years ago
Joe how big is the Statue you say life sized but then go onto to say it will look good sitting on your shelf.
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listerdaleo 2 years ago
Damn it! Sherlock Holmes beat me here again?!
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josh23 2 years ago
I know every thing is permitted... but I pretty sure this isn't what they meant!
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Chris 2 years ago
And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind
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Shoxy85 2 years ago
"They can keep all the treasure. I'm taking home this lovely cashmere rug!"
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TruDarkAssassin 2 years ago
I now declare thee man and wife! but its only a skull damm should have got here sooner when the question does any one have any problems gets asked !!
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Gary 2 years ago
Arno, I Connor believe it! Altair up if this skull is Ezio's!
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danno1no1 2 years ago
ahhh got to love the fresh scent of the 18th century whale sperm candles!
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Luke 2 years ago
Perhaps the surprise costume party for Arno wasn't such a good idea
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James 2 years ago
Damn it when did Richard E Grant get here!
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Fear Sinséir1612 2 years ago
Darned, I doubt they're a repertory theatre company reciting Hamlet, more like Templars after my stash of Maynard's Wine gums. How did they find my cubby hole, and so soon as well; I haven't even had time to get the place shipshape yet?! Now where's that secret passage again to sneak up on them so I can pick them off one-by-one and earn me some Xbox Live achievements?!
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TOMBOY25 2 years ago
Here's mine i put the captions into the pic if thats ok. https://mobile.twitter.com/TOMBOY25/status/532147042005815296?p=v
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Robbert 2 years ago
"Here we see the templar in his natural habitat. It's the most dangerous kind of human when alone, but even more dangerous when found in their nest, protecting it's babies. We'll go in to try and pet one" RIP Steve Irwin :(
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kusari 2 years ago
Everyone look busy! Jerry read some of that there po-et-ry from your book, Dave practice your Hamlet, I'll just tie my shoelaces and we can hope the inspector over there thinks we're working hard enough.
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selfdestruct 2 years ago
Surprise! happy birthday! Hold on where's everyone else and the strippers?!!!
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Shima 2 years ago
As if the Templars weren't already targets they decided to stand under giant crosses. It was just a matter of time before the inevitable assassinations began.
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Loli-Nox-Tan 2 years ago
Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wemplars (Templars)
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Alex 2 years ago
Doing research for Dan Brown wasn't without risk
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selfdestruct 2 years ago
Thought of a better one! I'm not the messiah my name is Brian why don't you just leve me alone!
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bung 2 years ago
Oh no. I shouldn't have had all the Brussels sprouts for dinner if I fart now with all these candles we're all done for"
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darthgibbs 2 years ago
I've had it with these motherfluffing Templars on my motherfluffing turf
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jay.hamilton 2 years ago
Arno slowly backs away upon the realisation hes just stumbled upon the original temple of doom
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Adexus 2 years ago
"Bob... does this new pub you were taking us to look like a tomb? Because I think this may be a tomb..."
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2-bit 2 years ago
"Now all I have to do eez sneak- wait! All zese candles present a very serious fire hazard. Zis place is a death trap, forget it"
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KADS 333 2 years ago
Damm I hate being the understudy.
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Luke 2 years ago
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Luke 2 years ago
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Keith 2 years ago
The templars annual performance of hamlet wasn't met with universal acclaim from all of the audience.
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IonicTimmy1992 2 years ago
If this is an ancient cave, untouched for thousands of years... who the HELL lit all these candles already???
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Cheeky Monkey 2 years ago
"Now all I need to do is adopt the 'slightly crouching and bent forwards position' which as everyone knows is the perfect stealth position in which enemies cannot see you even when they look directly at your position"
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J-D 2 years ago
Meanwhile, in scotland...
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Zombieflamingo 2 years ago
Right guys when he sneaks up on us we all attack him one at a time, it's the only way to stop him.
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dycey95 2 years ago
Hey look a penny!
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Matt 2 years ago
Arno: 'Marco' Templairs: 'Polo'
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THOMAS 2 years ago
The ultimate proof of the templars "skull"duggary!
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Miton 2 years ago
Arno hated the christmas season, but nobody quite knew the reason. So when he saw the 3 wise men, he knew he had to kill them!!
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Christopher 2 years ago
This decor is so last century
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lightsamus 2 years ago
The "No Assassins" rule in the Snakes and Ladders club didn't go down well with Arno and here we see him creeping in, ready to ruin the game in the worst way possible: He's going to steal the dice.
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PaullieeTV 2 years ago
I'll be sticking this sword where the son don't shine monsieur
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rampaged death 2 years ago
He's stealing the frames. All 30 of them. Quick haste.
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LEVI 2 years ago
Forget have my cake and eat it, I think I'll have YOUR cake and eat that too!
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Jordan 2 years ago
This fart best hadn't sneak out now!
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Suhayb 2 years ago
'When you don't get an invite to the party'
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Raimonds 2 years ago
"Great place for a romantic dinner Assassin style. Wish I had a girlfriend"
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papapete 2 years ago
"Hello, My name is Arno Dorian, you killed my father, prepare to die"
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demonkris1984 2 years ago
In the voice of Elmer Fudd. Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting for Templars today, uhuhuhuhuhuhu.
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burgerman 2 years ago
The Templars production of Hamlet comes in for some harsh critical reviews
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Shrooms 2 years ago
"Why so many candles up in here? Wait, is that guy holding a skull!? I'm out!" *disappears into the shadows*
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ENVERX 2 years ago
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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william 2 years ago
"To be a templar or not to be a templar thats the question"
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Simon 2 years ago
David Cameron would stop at nothing to infiltrate Ukip.
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shiny miller 2 years ago
Arno couldn't help it, as a huge fan he just had to sneak onto the set of the newest CSI series.
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SOEREN 2 years ago
"I will show you to be or not to be. And it will not to be!"
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Bernard 2 years ago
Shouldn't have snooze my chicken alarm clock, now I'm late for Machete Class 101. Now to sneak in before they realised I'm late. Or maybe I should just kill them all.
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OniEclipse 2 years ago
Arno [in Aussie accent]: "Boy, there's a King Templar right here. He must be 5...6 foot tall at least. The Templar has enough power in his paws to rip my life to shreds! I've gotta be careful. So what I'm gonna do, is sneak up on him...and jam my thumb up his butthole!"
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Simone 2 years ago
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Peter 2 years ago
Here we see the assassin in its natural habitat.Watch as it skulks around in the darkness preparing his wrist blade, ready to pounce on its oblivious victim.
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Lauren 2 years ago
Before assassinating his targets, Arno took the time to enjoy a rather bloody production of Hamlet.
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Laurence 2 years ago
"Lavender...yep its definelty lavender, lavender scented candles, such a sweet aroma... hang on what am I doing here again, ahhh my back! All this dam crouching everywhere, I knew I should have been a humble bread maker (sigh)"

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