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Stretch your legs, clean your whiskers, and dive into Nine Noir Lives. Enjoy a point-and-lick comedy-noir adventure, full of humour, crazy characters, and intriguing locations. Solve challenging puzzles and answer the immortal question: how many things need to be licked to solve a murder in this town?
Wait - did you say the Knitty Kitty Club? Where all the criminals hang out?
Not all of them, Tabby. I’m sure some hang out in...uh, dark alleyways, and large empty warehouses down at the docks, and such.

Welcome to Meow Meow Furrington, capital city of cats, home of the world's biggest ball of yarn...and hotbed of crime. You are Cuddles Nutterbutter, feline private investigator and owner of two perfectly normal-sized paws, the doctor said so.

After agreeing to take on a last-minute case for the Chief of Police, you and your plucky assistant find yourselves investigating a murder that risks upsetting the careful balance between the city's two most powerful crime families: the Montameeuws and the Catulets.

Cuddles will need to use every skill he's learned - as well as his definitely-not-smaller-than-average paws - to poke, lick and talk his way through to the heart of the mystery...before some very dangerous cats decide to take matters into their own paws. Which, to clarify, are absolutely regular-sized.
Key Features
Play through a charming comedy-noir storyline inspired by every cat ever, with fewer cat puns than you might expurrct.
Explore the unique and intriguing city of Meow Meow Furrington across over eighty attractive, hand-drawn screens.
Interact with over twenty-five hilarious characters.
Discover a whole new dimension to everything in the game by using your wits tongue. Lick first, and ask questions later. Questions like "what did you expect that to taste like, Cuddles?"
Experience the city from two very different perspectives as you switch between Cuddles and his capable assistant, Tabby Marshmallow.
Laugh and learn about the world of Furth with over a hundred thousand words of fully-voiced dialogue.
Solve puzzles both fun and fiendish - but never unfair.
Simple, Lighthearted Fun
Silvernode Studios is a two-man team, and Nine Noir Lives is our love-letter to point-and-click adventure games. We've been playing them for decades, and we love them - so we're making one. Combining our favourite elements of everything that came before, we hope to mix it up into something deeply entertaining.

While we've drawn on film noir for the story's inspiration, we're leaning much more towards the comedy side of comedy-noir. Expect some serious topics, addressed seriously - but we don't want to burden the whole game down under the weight of unrelenting grittiness. We feel that there's enough of that in the world already.

Fun comes first, and we aim to be funny before all else, with comedy inspired by the likes of Taika Waititi. We strive for humour that anyone can appreciate, and writing that won't force you to mute your speakers when playing in public. So snuggle up with your favourite floofball and discover Nine Noir Lives!

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Windows Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows Vista SP1
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 3400 Series, Geforce 9400 Series with at least 512 MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 5000 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card with latest drivers

Recommended:

  • OS: Win 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: 2.6 GHz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 4500 Series, Geforce 9400 GT or higher
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 5000 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card with latest drivers

Mac OS Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Lion (10.7)
  • Processor: 2 GHz (Dual Core) Intel
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Recommended:

  • OS: Lion (10.7)
  • Processor: 2 GHz (Dual Core) Intel
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 (64 Bit only)
  • Processor: 2.5 GHz Single Core Processor or 2 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible with 256 MB RAM (Shared Memory is not recommended)
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: OpenAL compatible

Recommended:

  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 (64 Bit only)
  • Processor: 2.5 GHz Single Core Processor or 2 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible with 256 MB RAM (Shared Memory is not recommended)
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: OpenAL compatible

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