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Goat Simulator The Goaty

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Goat Simulator, Goat MMO Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ, Goat Simulator: Payday and Goat Simulator: Waste of Space
Please note all additional content is included on the game card.

Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style and you'll earn even more points!
  • You can be a goat
  • Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
  • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers!
  • Use your goat crew to smash and grab, then blast away all your money at Goat Gambling
  • Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!

GOAT MMO SIMULATOR
You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!
Features
  • Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
  • Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
  • Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
  • Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
  • Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
  • Faction warfare between goats and sheep
  • MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
  • There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
GOAT SIMULATOR: GoatZ
  • You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!
  • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  • Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
  • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? 
  • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it 
  • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so 
  • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

GOAT SIMULATOR: PAYDAY
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
  • Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
  • Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
  • Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.

GOAT SIMULATOR: WASTE OF SPACE
  • Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them)
  • You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!
  • Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
  • Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
  • Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
  • There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
  • Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
  • Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
  • The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
  • No crew member will be left unromanced




 

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