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Goat Simulator The Goaty

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
 

Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat.


Goat Simulator, Goat MMO Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ, Goat Simulator: Payday and Goat Simulator: Waste of Space
Please note all additional content is included on the game card.

Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style and you'll earn even more points!

You can be a goat
Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers!

Use your goat crew to smash and grab, then blast away all your money at Goat Gambling

Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!

GOAT MMO SIMULATOR
You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!
Features
Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
Faction warfare between goats and sheep
MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

GOAT SIMULATOR: GoatZ
You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!
Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

GOAT SIMULATOR: PAYDAY
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.

GOAT SIMULATOR: WASTE OF SPACE
Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them)
You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!
Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
No crew member will be left unromanced


 

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